18. K.I.T.

[Gen XY appropriate]


It's been one of those weeks where all I wish I had was a wad of cash, a plane ticket destined to go anywhere and my iPod. Phoneless and indirect connection to InterSpace would probably set the course to a real vacation.

It's tough for someone these days to disconnect themselves from the realms of social bonding and via any form of communication or outreach being literally, "on the tip of your fingers." We're immune to e-mailing and texting being the only way to rapidly communicate with someone, this being the 20th century's greatest luxury. Thank You Tad Hirsch! It's the Louis V of the generation, but everyone can afford it and there's no such thing as a hand me down and window shopping. But I didn't think that along with these indulgences comes a trait, which is becoming bi/tri/multi-lingual. In a span of 5 minutes, I've read numerous messages asking WRUD? and the explicable OMG to explain the WTF? and all I can do is STFU and just LOL at the situation because seriously with all these acronyms it's TMI to absorb when all I said was Hi.

With these damn keyboards on our phones, everyone's still lazy to type out full sentences. Whatever, I'll add on to the sloth and admit that I don't vote. I guess I'll start ROTF after you set me on fire.

TCCIC!!!