24...Inches (for now)

This is the new Viagra ad. Can you imagine this image being plastered all over the buildings on Hollywood and Highland and on lit billboards on Sunset?

It's eye catching for tiny douche bags.
Hehehe.

23. UK Collabo

There's something about Estelle live that made me a fan. Might be her doing something about the British genes of bad teeth...She got braces!

She's my Ms.Dynamite of 2000.

22. Furriest Roomie

Only because Apple Pie looks like a cotton ball mixed with a wolf and lion and that my little cousin Janelle (the girl holding my fluffkins) is not so little anymore.

I'll be posting more noteworthy pieces as soon as the Lakers finish the first round tonight.

21. Cookie Crisp and Oh Sundae

Ego (Remix) (Feat. Beyonce) - Kanye West

Everyone has a "Plan B" to every situation. For the scenario of the depressing and overly dramatic, "What if I never get hired for anything?" and "Since our economy is building our graves what can I do?" Oh, and "I have a half a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch left in the box and I want more, but I refuse to buy another box or settle for the small 'fit for a bowl' box, what can I do?" I have thee PERFECT solution to accommodate to every need and aspect of these circumstances.

A Cereal Bar.



The trend today with snacks fades from yogurt to coffee. Both being seen as healthy choices. None the less, Pinkberry's "swirly goodness" is up to 100 calories (check the site for the servings information AND listen to Lady Tiagra's rise to stardom like Kid Sister) and topping choices do range from least healthy (mochi balls) to the most "I think this is good for you" (anything ending in -berry), but every other Yogurt Land, Fruitopia, Swirly Bonanza, Yo Gurt Me spot is getting tired, but the idea of making hungry customers have the liberty of making their own desired snack/meal is genius!

**SIGH** I thought I'd be the FIRST to have the ridiculously insane, yet brilliant idea of opening my own cereal bar up one day where the customer would be able to mix, match and mush boxed delicacies and add our own special ingredients in them making them signature bowls and waste away my overrated college degree to splurge on Kellogg's fantasies, but apparently...I was beat!

I guess you can check them out, BUT me first, son! Google and Yelp THAT!

20. I Miss "Inside Stuff."

I bet I'm not the only one who got goosebumps after watching this.




I'm excited...

19. Christmas in April?

I'm in the mood to share old goods.

18. K.I.T.

[Gen XY appropriate]


It's been one of those weeks where all I wish I had was a wad of cash, a plane ticket destined to go anywhere and my iPod. Phoneless and indirect connection to InterSpace would probably set the course to a real vacation.

It's tough for someone these days to disconnect themselves from the realms of social bonding and via any form of communication or outreach being literally, "on the tip of your fingers." We're immune to e-mailing and texting being the only way to rapidly communicate with someone, this being the 20th century's greatest luxury. Thank You Tad Hirsch! It's the Louis V of the generation, but everyone can afford it and there's no such thing as a hand me down and window shopping. But I didn't think that along with these indulgences comes a trait, which is becoming bi/tri/multi-lingual. In a span of 5 minutes, I've read numerous messages asking WRUD? and the explicable OMG to explain the WTF? and all I can do is STFU and just LOL at the situation because seriously with all these acronyms it's TMI to absorb when all I said was Hi.

With these damn keyboards on our phones, everyone's still lazy to type out full sentences. Whatever, I'll add on to the sloth and admit that I don't vote. I guess I'll start ROTF after you set me on fire.

TCCIC!!!