29. If Jack Johnson did it, so can I.

- I wish the NBA season was still going.
- I wish Kanye would just tour in the U.S. already.
- I wish people would stop using social network sites as a verb.
- I wish the 11.6% of unemployment was the percentage of obesity in the state.
- I wish BEP would realize their time is done.
- I wish Kobe didn't cheat and allegedly rape the Colorado broad.
- I wish California had more available options for public transportation to ease traffic.
- I wish most prayers never started with, "Please..."
- I wish photography never became a trend.
- I wish the med field wasn't considered the "easy route" to get cash.
- I wish Aubrey O' Day never hooked up with Diddy, maybe that would've saved DK.
- I wish convenient stores and/or all stores in general would sell flat soda.
- I wish designing a sneaker wasn't as easy as Nike iD.
- I wish I saw Michael Jordan play at the Forum once.
- I wish Lauryn Hill was still L.Boogie instead of Ms. Hill.
- I wish mixed tapes still existed and iTunes playlists would be a luxury.
- I wish I had a hover board and Bumble Bee as forms of transportation.
- I wish having an extra hour in the day would make some kind of difference.
- I wish I paid more attention to World News.
- I wish people would stop chasing food trucks.
- I wish DJs still carried their cases of vinyls to clubs and house parties.
- I wish faithfulness and commitment was never something promised, but simply done.
- I wish everyone was required to learn 3-4 languages.
- I wish trips around the world were sold as one itinerary and plane ticket.

Thanks, Scoop.

28. "I'm enjoying the moment..." - The MVP

As a loyal fan and not a passenger of the "Only When They're Good" bandwagon of the Lakers I did not attend the parade because I helped them pour champagne down Phil Jackson's back in Orlando the night they won the Finals and on the plane ride home me and the Lake Show couldn't stop rambling about Deep FISHing in 4.6 seconds with his 3 and Sun "Mono" Yue beating Yao to a ring without even touching Amway grounds until the 5th win. Plus, I ran out of sun screen and pepper spray.






Well deserved, Champs.

27. "Hello. Is it me you're looking for?"

I'm still here.

I didn't retire or take a leave of absence like Jay-Z, I just currently reside on Writer's Block. "What you want me to do?! I'm sorry!"

Help?

For now, endure in the good Mos while I keep scribbling. Hopefully, I'll be as Ecstatic.