17. "All Of The Above."

It's climbing up there in the "Best Movies" category for me.



GET IT!!!


Uh... and PCD wants a piece of Oscar.

16. I Need to Find Washable Crayons!!!

I might have to do something I may terribly regret, BUT....*UCK IT! (Personal Inquiry: Why is it that every time the public has to censor that particular word, they never censor the first letter, making the word have various options, instead of making it the obvious. As if 3 1/2 year old toddlers don't know how to spell what act their parents did to bring them into this world. There's no 'UCK' in 'MISTAKE,' Folks.) After MUCH thought and watching R. Les make the beat to "Gibberish" I'm beginning to commend this renowned Crimson for making a song that no one can understand making his fans and impertinent bystanders, like myself, spend their time Googling the lyrics and even going on YouTube to see if there are any of those tawdry videos made with the lyrics scrolling over one of Ryan Leslie's rejected head shots.

I found something better. A video that redeems Leslie's Harvard diploma and bitchassness. A video that peels the onion birthday cake.

15. "When do we eat?!"

Talkin To Me (Edit) - Amerie (Featuring Jakk Frost),


As a firm believer of Catholicism and being educated about it for twelve years by the main text of the Bible and numerous religion books (Fully Alive counts), visited various churches and seen arange of art created to replicate certain events that had occurred in the Bible, one is heavily recognized and is probably hanging in almost every Filipino family's house over their own dining room table. I've scrutinized the renowned portrait of "The Last Supper" and honestly, one thought trickles through my mind..."How did Jesus choose those 12 people to be in his posse?" I'm aware that each one of them had their own story that made their place at the table significant. Half were fishermen, others were tax collectors and the rest were related to one, so Jesus couldn't just take one and leave the other hanging on a limb, might have been His.

REALLY...

How did He choose them? His last meal of His life was spent with these men and all I can selfishly think of now is, which twelve people would I choose to have my last feast with dead or alive? Hmmm...

1. Conan O' Brien- I'd like to know more about his long and enduring fantasy about naughty Manatees.
2. Virginia Woolf- I read.
3. Oprah Winfrey - I'd want her to pay for dinner and ask her how her last name was enabled for Auto Check.
4. J Dilla - He'll make a special play list for the night and he can sit on the left of me, while #5 can sit on my right.
5. Kobe Bryant - He would be my date. All I want to do his hold his hand and wear his three(+1)rings.
6. Katie Holmes/Joey Potter - We would've been arch rivals if we went to the same high school in Creekside. She would be my Yang.
7. Paula Dean - She would cook everything...without talking.
8. Phil Knight- Without him, I'd be shoeless.
9. Kanye West - We'll need someone to throw something at someone to make the evening interesting.
10. Aaliyah - She'll sing over J Dilla's tracks.
11. Justin Timberlake - He can sit in front of me. I'm going to need someone to take me home, since Kobe only assaults white girls.
12. Queen Sophia of Spain - We've never met before.

That was tough. I think I might even need to rethink some of my choices. I can't make these decisions, I'm not God.

I'm sure our group picture would be nicely hung over a dinner table next to the art photography of Kim Anderson.

14. "A whole other level of cool."

The Boss - Rick Ross Feat. T-Pain


Yesterday, the Valley was visited by prominence.




It was ten times better than Clinton playing the sax wearing Ray Bans on Arsenio.

13. "Hadoken!"

Swag - Jamie Foxx Feat. Rick Ross




Unfortunately, it looks like I'm lacking in the amusement of "systems" category. I don't have a PS3 or Technics SL-anything. I have antique systems that will remain collecting dust and games that need you to blow into it like a breathalyzer for you to distinguish whether you're playing NBA 2k2 or Dead or Alive.





When I have the funds to purchase my own console (PS3) my first purchased game will be Street Fighter. Apparently, my first vinyl might even be the same. I wonder how it will sound when I use one of the tracks and mix it to my techno Sesame Street Anthem.

Watch out, one of my next featured song's just might be mine.

12. Next Selection Productions Needs a New Choice!!!

[No song included in this entry, I apologize in making THIS song it.]

Education is such a priceless element to a person's being (in my opinion). Whether it be text books and hourly lectures instructing you to better your mind attributes or lifelong lessons gained from hands on experience that stimulates and expands your lobes, doesn't matter, as long as you achieve more than the expected and dreamed.

BUT, in the cases of Ivy League educated and hundred thousand dollars spent on that education, I will greatly assume and anticipate him or her to explain to me in one paragraph, but use ONLY seven syllable words to distinguish the difference of Man versus Nature and correlate that to a valid segue to the written techniques used in Virginia Woolf's "Mrs. Dalloway"and mirror that to a social problem drawn from the media today. Once that's all said and done, you MIGHT impress me...a little. I might even commend you and your nose up Zeus' ass.

At the youthful age of 19, a "boy" graduated from Harvard with a degree in Government and Economics. After his two measly years spent in the university, he decided to wear gold chains, shades and leather jackets and attached a keyboard on his fingertips instead of his routinely penguin Armani attire . Although, some of his music is bearable, after hearing this song, I checked for the next open flight to Cambridge, Massachusetts and packed up all my crayons just so I can tag "R. Les in Peace" in the hallways. Fuck this guy and his credentials from P. Diddy. If Diddy can destroy Danity Kane and construct Da Band, why can't he tell this guy that his fade is out of date and simply break his Casio keys?!?! Oh, I know why...











He swallows.

11. "Dear Diary: Jackpot"

10. Jimmy Brooks

Best I Ever Had - Drake


Ok...

I am proudly a 90s devotee to after school specials. MOST of them. I'm part of the Buddy Band trend setting fiasco and will Shut Up and Listen fan base. Even though their seldom TBS airings don't occur as much as they change the cable network's channel from 24 to 39 to 46 and teased us with the shortcomings of WGN. I'd still like to consider myself loyal to the original generation of TNBC's lineup. But I'd like to confess that from time to time, I skim through other channels and...in the process, I landed in the home of the Red Leafs and poutine and wandered the halls of Degrassi High. YES, I hated Emma's face, witnessed Paige's lesbian phase, crushed on Jimmy more when he was in his wheelchair and Craig (post-Ashley) and squirmed during Liberty's pregnancy.

Obviously, at 4:00 in the afternoon these days TV is at its worst. Now we can catch the reruns of Sabrina during her college years to catch Punky Brewster and watch Sober/Drunk/Addicted to Anyting reality sourced series to see Screechie Poo desperately sell his own pornos to save his sorry ass. Of course we can't avoid America's Best Dimples himself, Albert Clifford.

I guess Canada beats us American's at something. Jimmy grew up and became Drake. He's doing waaaay better than Samantha Woo if you ask me.

9. G.s.O.A.T

Juicy (Instrumental) - The Notorious B.I.G.


With about 450 players in the league, 26 of these championship hungry, MVP worthy,ranked nightly on ESPN, embedded on the front page of yesterday and today's newspapers and ideal cereal box candidates are chosen to represent the East and West of the nation. Although, the coordinate rivalry isn't as fatal as Biggie and Pac's, no one dies until the finals, without any interrogation or bantering of Who Shot Ya, the trophy and rings make it clear. The West is drenched in Purple and Gold and of course acknowledging the token PG of the West Chris Paul and as for the East, well...take your pick, you can make the most ultimate, unstoppable, supreme Dream All-Star Team.

I honestly don't care how many dead presidents they have in their Gucci wallets or stuffed in the bras of their babies mamas. What they do with it makes them more interesting and human.


LB Gives Gifts / NBA All-Star Weekend '09 from Good Produce on Vimeo.

8. "Expose, Expose.."