34. Happy Birthday, Nanay!

My grandma turned 88 years old today. Still strong, great and old school. Thirty something years here in America, her English has massively improved as well as her pointing skills, but sadly her hearing requires everyone to use their talking over a sounding ambulance voice when you try to converse with her, but of course I love her nonetheless. So, as her grandchildren grows older with her, she finds it appropriate to advise us about sex, so imagine her yelling various bastos words, pointing and shaking her finger, indicating that "we shouldn't just give it to anyone." Those are her words, not mine.

I'd call her just for a two minute yell any day.


(the classic shot from '06)
Happy Birthday, Nanay! I love you.

33. Just Like Dorothy Sings on "The Wiz"....

“When I think of home, I think of a place…” although, unlike her, I don’t live in Kansas nor do I have to click my heels to go home...willingly. It’s funny to think that as an L.A. native I have yet to appreciate my own hometown. For me, I’ve spent 22 years wandering probably one-fifth of the Valley and I still can't locate where you can find helotes in the mid-afternoon. I haven’t started my list of “Secret Places No One Can Ever Find Me in This Metropolitan” or “Favorite Tea Spots.” I can’t even name my favorite club! I think that’s only because I think every spot I’ve been to is the same, just with a different outfit,inebriated memory and reason to party.

On a lighter note..

I wish during a part of my life I owned a tree house in my very own backyard. Nothing Swiss Family Robinson-ish, maybe more like Brennan Huff and Dale Doback’s lap of luxury, but instead of the late 1970, early 1980s classic porn I’d have midget porn in my bookcases in alphabetical order according to who's on the cover and Nike shoe boxes as the pillars of the windows and doors and furniture made of clouds shapes.



Or maybe I'll borrow Lucy Whitmore's idea and build it out of waffles, inedible of course, because I hate ants.

"Tiiiiimbeeeer!!!"

32. - 8 = MVP

I highly doubt Taiwan hopped on the KB24 fan aircraft. They are
真實的風扇 (True Fans).

31. FINALLY...

a GOOD video that made Sense for Champions to watch it from Heaven At Night.

30. To The Smoothest Criminal...

There's been a lot of talk about what caused your passing:

Huffingtonpost. com says, "Maybe it's the stress that he was dealing with for his molestation cases" or the Daily News says it could be "his over dosage of prescribed drugs." Other sources even say that it "he was over working himself with his 'This Is It' Tour coming around."


I'm sure you're enjoying the stories, rumors and love your timeless hits playing on the radio more. But I'm sure your witty yet poised response to the chatter would be...***cue all the multi-racial children that are dressed in white with angel wings to come out from both sides of the stage*** "It was Human Nature." ***cue the tickling of the ivories***